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GAA Discussion / Re: Down v Armagh. June 4th
« on: May 17, 2017, 12:41:17 PM »
Where are we all meeting for pre-match beverages?

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General discussion / Re: Death Notices
« on: May 16, 2017, 08:59:17 AM »
Powers Boothe.

One of those actors that just never had the massive blockbuster.

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General discussion / Re: Arlene's Latest Gaffe
« on: May 14, 2017, 10:28:59 PM »
Is it any different from a few Irish boys hanging their county flag or Tricolour from their balcony in a hotel while on holiday?

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General discussion / Re: Gorse Fires
« on: May 10, 2017, 09:56:45 PM »
15 year olds who want to proof to others that they are big men.

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Get ready for another fawning cringe fest.
You don't return the banknotes with picture of the Queen of England you get from Welfare

What???

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General discussion / Re: The Offical Glasgow Celtic thread
« on: May 09, 2017, 01:13:32 PM »
Have to agree with T Fearon. Everybody has totally lost the run of themselves on here! What were we talking about again?

Celtic I think

LOL

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General discussion / Re: Proof there is no god.
« on: May 09, 2017, 01:11:00 PM »
Talking of foxholes...


Two members of an IRA active service unit had planted a bomb under a road bridge. They were waiting for a UDR patrol to cross over the bridge, at which point they would detonate the bomb.

The patrol had been expected at 12 noon, but after waiting 2 hours there was still no sign of the soldiers.

One IRA man turns to the other and says "They're very late - jeez I hope nothing has happened to them"

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General discussion / Re: Proof there is no god.
« on: May 07, 2017, 07:48:44 PM »
Is there a word needed for the act of reading an old thread and thinking "Did I really post that shite?"

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General discussion / Re: The Cricket thread
« on: May 05, 2017, 12:40:07 PM »
Ireland struggling against England. Will Eoin Morgan be trying even harder to beat his own country?

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General discussion / Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« on: May 04, 2017, 01:16:59 PM »
Had an occasion to visit the doctor's surgery this week. Don't worry - Orior is as healthy as a healthy thing and will be around for my more posts.

But I was well entertained whilst in the waiting area. Two young mothers talking to each other across the room. Each had at least two children, all to different fathers. Kids Keaton and Logan (aged about 3 an 4) were wrecking the place and an admin came out to tell the mothers to rein them in. Among the various topics discussed were:
- how good / bad the various fathers behaved
- another girl who met a man on plentymorefish.com and took her kids over to Wales to meet him on a blind date
- piercing the boys ears when they were aged two, with 18 caret gold

A very entertaining 20 minutes.
(Apologies at not changing the names to protect the innocent)

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General discussion / Re: snooker world championship
« on: May 02, 2017, 08:09:09 AM »
Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that the position of the balls when Selby was potting the seventh red in the twenty ninth frame, was exactly the same as the position of the balls when Davis played Griffiths and Davis was potting the seventh red in the ninth frame of the third round match of the 1979 world championship? No?

Are you Rain Man?!

I'm an excellent driver.

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General discussion / Re: snooker world championship
« on: May 01, 2017, 10:51:11 PM »
Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that the position of the balls when Selby was potting the seventh red in the twenty ninth frame, was exactly the same as the position of the balls when Davis played Griffiths and Davis was potting the seventh red in the ninth frame of the third round match of the 1979 world championship? No?

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General discussion / Re: The Offical Glasgow Celtic thread
« on: May 01, 2017, 11:58:51 AM »
Best moment of the game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DK3aNN9dVKI

And the ref tried to pass it back to Rangers.

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General discussion / Re: Man Utd Thread:
« on: April 27, 2017, 09:42:25 PM »
Fellaini, ha ha!

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