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The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« on: March 20, 2017, 10:45:07 PM »
The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

Have at it folks. Any problems?
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM »
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2017, 10:50:06 PM »
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Sudocrem. Ollie can help.
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2017, 10:59:24 PM »

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2017, 11:05:05 PM »
The fact that he did that in his garden is very comforting.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2017, 11:15:10 PM »
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.

What should I do?

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2017, 12:26:44 AM »
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Put some vick on it.

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2017, 12:35:55 AM »
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Put some fibreglass fibres on it, then you will have a really good itch on your arse rather than an awful one.
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2017, 04:16:11 AM »
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2017, 09:08:32 AM »
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.

What should I do?

Confused,
Maghery.

you're clearly a nasty little F**ker
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM »

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2017, 12:39:26 PM »

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM »
Dear Agony Uncle

 I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2017, 01:08:56 PM »
Dear Agony Uncle

 I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?

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Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2017, 01:16:14 PM »
Dear Agony Uncle

 I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
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