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via the Irish News
 http://www.irishnews.com/lifestyle/2017/03/23/news/video-the-most-common-bad-behaviour-traits-of-dogs-in-northern-ireland-974779/

Barking at people coming to the door (60 per cent)
Barking at other dogs (49 per cent)
Jumping up at members of the household (44 per cent)
Begging for food (38 per cent)
Pulling when on the lead (35 per cent)

Specific problem of dogs from Tyrone :

Barking at RTE journalists (79%)
Lying down in front of mongrels in Dublin (95%)
Playing with balls and puking (100%)
Humping other dogs (7%)
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2017, 01:28:20 PM »
I asked the dogs in my street and they all knew the above already.
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2017, 02:57:26 PM »
Would Unionist  dogs be better  trained than Republican/Nationalist dogs ?
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2017, 03:17:17 PM »
Canavan Terrier - known for shedding hair.
McCann Poodle - known for snapping at anyone handling hair.

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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2017, 03:27:07 PM »
Would Unionist  dogs be better  trained than Republican/Nationalist dogs ?

No. They refuse to stand down and they bite their neighbours at every opportunity.
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2017, 06:28:04 PM »
Would Unionist  dogs be better  trained than Republican/Nationalist dogs ?

No. They refuse to stand down and they bite their neighbours at every opportunity.

Their shite is not picked up on walks from their dirty owners!
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2017, 10:59:44 PM »
They usually tie their hair back in a ponytail so tight that their eyebrows are above their forehead then they wear a tight fitting shell suit that exposes their bulges and rides up their back to reveal their tattoo or bitch-stamp ruff ruff
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2017, 12:11:27 PM »
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2017, 12:13:32 PM »
But they only do it in the street.
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2017, 01:39:31 PM »
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2017, 01:44:56 PM »
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

Did the young boy give him the time honoured Derry to Tyrone boot in the balls

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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2017, 01:50:07 PM »
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

Did the young boy give him the time honoured Derry to Tyrone boot in the balls

No the young lad tried to pat him in the head and the dog just dropped to the ground as if he'd been shot
Talk about playing dead he was in the zone alright

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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2017, 10:33:10 PM »
I think my dog is from Tyrone
Every time I take him down for a walk around our pitch and there is hurling match on
He has this bemused look in his face and doesn't seem to have a clue as to what's going on
He also attacked a young guy who came to training wearing a Derry shirt

Did the young boy give him the time honoured Derry to Tyrone boot in the balls

No the young lad tried to pat him in the head and the dog just dropped to the ground as if he'd been shot
Talk about playing dead he was in the zone alright
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Re: Most common problem behaviour traits of dogs in Northern Ireland:
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2017, 10:12:18 AM »
Willie Frazer, Gregory Campbell and Jim Allister  should have dog breeds named in their honour.