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Non GAA Discussion => General discussion => Topic started by: ziggysego on March 20, 2017, 10:45:07 PM

Title: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: ziggysego on March 20, 2017, 10:45:07 PM
The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

Have at it folks. Any problems?
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: ziggysego on March 20, 2017, 10:50:06 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Sudocrem. Ollie can help.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Owen Brannigan on March 20, 2017, 10:59:24 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

https://youtu.be/ssEoL88jTOc (https://youtu.be/ssEoL88jTOc)
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: ONeill on March 20, 2017, 11:05:05 PM
The fact that he did that in his garden is very comforting.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Orior on March 20, 2017, 11:15:10 PM
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.

What should I do?

Confused,
Maghery.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Main Street on March 21, 2017, 12:26:44 AM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Put some vick on it.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Windmill abu on March 21, 2017, 12:35:55 AM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Put some fibreglass fibres on it, then you will have a really good itch on your arse rather than an awful one.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: seafoid on March 21, 2017, 04:16:11 AM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.
Write to Stan Kroenke
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: illdecide on March 21, 2017, 09:08:32 AM
I love playing gaelic football.
But as soon as I meet my marker I want to punch him.
So I always get sent off.
I tried anger management classes,
but they sent me home for fighting.

What should I do?

Confused,
Maghery.

you're clearly a nasty little F**ker
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: DuffleKing on March 21, 2017, 11:38:14 AM

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: illdecide on March 21, 2017, 12:39:26 PM

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: seafoid on March 21, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Dear Agony Uncle

 I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Milltown Row2 on March 21, 2017, 01:08:56 PM
Dear Agony Uncle

 I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?

Talk to someone about Brexit, it will make you feel so much better
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Farrandeelin on March 21, 2017, 01:16:14 PM
Dear Agony Uncle

 I am a Man Utd fan. They aren't winning anything any more. I didn't sign up for this. I can't bear to talk about "us" as a loser. What should I do?
Watch the League Cup final from a few weeks ago...
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: OgraAnDun on March 21, 2017, 02:23:02 PM

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)

He's enough red cards in the last twelve months for most of Ulster to get it.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Billys Boots on March 22, 2017, 09:38:06 AM
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The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Taylor on March 22, 2017, 10:32:10 AM

Ah come on, he's clearly having a laugh

Think only the Armagh wans will get my reply ;)

He's enough red cards in the last twelve months for most of Ulster to get it.

Is this lad actually a good player - havent seen enough to form an opinion but he fills plenty of column inches with his behaviour?
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: ziggysego on March 22, 2017, 12:29:16 PM
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The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?

Real life.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Billys Boots on March 22, 2017, 12:51:45 PM
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The yon Asal Mor wanted a thread for us to share our RL problems and perhaps get advice or help from board members.

What's an RL problem Uncle Ziggy?

Real life.

How would I go about getting one of those, Uncle Ziggy?
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: stew on March 22, 2017, 11:01:00 PM
Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: The Subbie on March 23, 2017, 03:28:56 AM
Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!


Watch a few of Enda McNultys motovational videos, this will take your mind of the clearly unhinged thoughts you are having.
It will also help you find your inner focus to succeed at everything you do.
Best of luck, please write back and let us know about your many successes.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: stew on March 23, 2017, 01:45:46 PM
Dear Uncle Agony, Armaghs recent form has me believing we are winning Sam the year but if they dont I dont think I can take the pain, please help!


Watch a few of Enda McNultys motovational videos, this will take your mind of the clearly unhinged thoughts you are having.
It will also help you find your inner focus to succeed at everything you do.
Best of luck, please write back and let us know about your many successes.

I would but I dont want to boast!

Armagh a thousand to one to win Sam, worth a tenner no?  :P
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Muck Savage on March 23, 2017, 03:11:49 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Scratch it, usually solves it.
Title: Re: The GAABoard Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: PW Nally on March 23, 2017, 03:26:22 PM
I've an awful itchy arse. Any help welcome.

Scratch it, usually solves it.

This cures the itch apparently
https://youtu.be/plrtX555eoA